#Y’ALL THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE

DOUBLE OPENING DAY IS HERE

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano

[rivenantiqnerd]

promise me y’all are gonna live. i dont care what happens or how hard it is promise that you’ll live

[holographic-mars]

(Wip) he was supposed to love me

[royaltea000]

can you tell that I’m artblocked

[cecoeur]

Red bull can spin this however they want, clearly but you don’t just go from having two title sponsors to zero title sponsors in less than a year for no reason. And it’s not brand cohesion or simplifying the messaging…

[alibeehaw]

I realize everyone and their mother is drawing this scene right now but ohhhhhh my god I’m incapable of having coherent thoughts right now my brain is just THIS

[hamable]

Brennan: Blimey me once, shame on you. Blimey me twice, shame on me.

[zehl0w]

Mfw both of the guys you have a crush on start holding hands at school

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

good night to everyone, except:

people who deem it necessary to open their mouth and criticise fanfics by sharing their entitled, ill-conceived and (quite frankly) useless opinions that no one asked for.

people who enjoy pineapple on pizza.

[girlishwhimsies]

i love looking at hot takes and realizing that some outsiders fans don’t realize that fandom is something fun. nothing is truly that serious at the end of the day.

[crownecromancer]

I’m sorry it’s just really not fucking fair that In THE ACTUAL MOVIE it can imply something between Gwen and Hobie but the SECOND a people started shipping two black boys together then It became a huge fucking problem, here’s the thing If Hobie is actually older and they never say that in the movie but imply something to the audience that him and a sixteen year old girl could possibly have something between them THEN THATS GROSS I DONT CARE HOW GOOD THE MOVIE IS! But Hobie is always a teenager, in other crossovers and his comics he is around 16, he has met miles before in canon the ships not new it was just small, I hate that every single fandom I try to enjoy now has this fucking problem It’s totally okay if you don’t like a ship but just say you don’t vibe with it and move on for the love of god

[elephantlovemedleys]

absolutely stilll losing my damn mind

[moonsavior]

Cotton Tail

☆ Summary: Heaven & Xavier spend their day-off in bed.

☆ WARNINGS: Domestic, Pre-established Relationship, explicit sexual content

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'Went 2 get coffee. B back soon. - Your Partner'

It was an early winter morning.

Straggling birds chirped into the clear blue-yellow sky, and Heaven Uhuru had the day off. She lounged in the bedroom, lying prone with her feet kicked in the air and her relaxation candles lit as she scrolled through her phone.

With her partner gone, so too went a major heat source for Heaven, which turned into the opportune moment to done her big, fluffy Christmas apparel that Xavier recently bought her.

With a white thong underneath that she bought to match, of course. To balance her body temperature.

"You look nice."

Surprised, Heaven turned her head to the doorway and smiled at Xavier, finally returned from his coffee run. He seemed momentarily stunned standing in the doorway.

"You look nicer."

Heaven held open her arms, the only invitation Xavier needed to put the hot coffee basket down and fall back into her arms.

What started out as a quiet, sweet kiss turned to Xavier stealing quick kisses between Heaven's giggles.

She pulled away slightly.

"What kind of coffee did you get?"

"I brought coffee?" Xavier stared at her in confusion.

If she didn't put her lips back against his soon, he'd begin pouting.

Except, when he tried to continue, she would move the goal from left to right, only granting him last-minute cheek kisses.

Which was fine. Her cheeks were so soft, and he loved rubbing against each other any other time.

However, this time, she was wearing that, and Xavier's eyes were already dilated, so this simply wouldn't be enough.

An otherworldly gleam appeared in Xavier's eyes.

His hands roamed her warm, brown skin. She smelled so good, like cocoa and the perfume he'd bought her.

Their bodies naturally cuddled together, but the way Xavier slotted himself against her made his sweatshirt ride up to reveal nothing underneath, same as her.

Their heated abdomens pressed together made her slightly dizzy.

"Woah... Have you been working out?"

Heaven blushed.

He knew she did. There was still a hickey below her navel.

They had just had an intense training session the other day following Xavier's ridiculous training regimen. It involved a penalty game if Heaven wasn't able to meet the requirements of each workout.

Needless to say, Xavier's required training proved too much to bear.

She had been worked out, more like.

"I can tell you have. You're so strong, Bun."

Xavier praised Heaven, which embarrassed her and made her hide her blushing face behind her hands. To help, Xavier pinned her down and held her face in his hands so she couldn't escape his praise.

"You're pretty when you're struggling." Xavier smirked.

Moving his hands from her face to her hips, he slid his long frame off of Heaven's short figure to cradle her from behind.

Xavier slid her panties to the side, the damp material nestled comfortably against the back of his wrist. He palmed her messy lips so securely that his fingertips "accidentally" probed inside of her.

"Why'd you come in here ready to start something?" Heaven asked, dazed.

"Me start something?" He answered incredulously, "This is your fault. Look at what you're wearing."

In her somewhat appeased state, Xavier made them both fall to their side on their cushy Starry Night quilt.

"You bought it."

Distracted by his hand, Heaven could only rest comfortably on her back, so Xavier nestled her into his side before recapturing her attention with a long, tender kiss.

He coaxed the cutest little notes from her, depending on where his fingers stopped dragging out of her. Until he discovered that two knuckles deep made her sing a particularly beautiful song.

It sounded like a signal in deep space, calling him home.

"Not these."

Still, Xavier loved when she wore her signature oversized sweater/panties combo. It was so easy to slide to the side and cuddle fuck her whenever he wanted.

His glossy fingers pulled out of her momentarily to drag across her hip, snapping the scrap of clothing against her sopping pussy.

"Give me your panties." Xavier commanded.

Heaven immediately complied.

Lifting her legs high in the air, she maintained eye contact in his arms as she slipped her thong up, getting to about mid thigh before Xavier snatched down to her ankle, making sure it wrapped around snugly.

The print in his grey sweatpants wept.

Xavier pressed his palm flat against her stomach, grinding her ass against his erection, massaging her squishy clit between his long, dexterous fingers. Heaven's fingernails dug into his protruding veins as his fingers curled within her.

"Xavier!" She squeaked.

"Is this ok?" He teased.

He knew full well she loved it. He just wanted to hear more breathy responses alongside her desperate nods.

"Bunny..." She moaned wantonly.

"I love how you look at me when you're turned on, Vixen."

Reaching around, Heaven tugged at the strings on his sweats until they dragged down his hips, revealing the veins winding the path of his happy trail, surrounded by trimmed curls nesting his straining, two-toned shaft...

"I feel even better." She promised.

Her full lips ached to taste him.

"Spread your legs wide."

Her legs opened easily for him.

"I've got you." He swore.

Xavier pulled Heaven's tied ankle up to his hip, locking her in place before positioning himself.

His rose colored head slicked into her pretty pink hole with ease, and her wetness had him biting his bottom lip.

Moaning, Heaven’s body bowed forward.

"Where you goin'?" He asked.

His voice hit a lower, gravely octave that made Heaven tingle.

His dick twitched inside of her. She could see his bulge.

"Aah-!"

"I know, baby, I know," Xavier shushed.

Xavier's strong arm wound around her waist, then came between her breasts and pulled her back up. Her spine straightened against his hard chest.

His hips rolled slowly, softly so he could completely coat his dick in her juices before slightly pulling back to admire it.

However, when he'd admired enough or simply needed his unrelenting thirst quenched, Xavier snapped his hips behind Heaven's and made her cry.

"But I love the sounds you make."

He pinched her nipple hard, and her sweet cries got louder.

Rhythmic clapping echoed, and the headboard knocked against the wall. Were the neighbors home?

Xavier's fingers deftly played with her nipples, stroking them feather light when they pebbled to harden them again. Did it matter?

"Right there," Heaven begged.

"Right there?" Xavier replied.

His voice was firmer now, more gentle.

His kisses tickled behind her ear, down her neck and across her shoulder. He released her ankle to play with her clit.

When that made her grip, Xavier had to bury his face in the crook of his partner's neck to hide his loud moan.

Heaven could offer nothing but lewd sounds herself as he fucked her into their plush mattress.

"You're so pretty." He said after every kiss.

He pulled their heads away slightly to lure her tongue from her mouth. They weaved together in a salacious waltz, their breaths mingling.

Heaven reached behind to the back of her head to deepen the kiss. Moaning, Xavier hugged Heaven close to keep himself inside while he rolled her onto her stomach.

He broke their kiss briefly, only far away enough to break the saliva string that had connected their tongues.

Heaven backed her ass into him, making Xavier's eyes cross like stars.

"Where you goin'?" Heaven panted, teasing.

"'Mm—sorry—keep going," He begged.

Foregoing putting his tongue back in his mouth, he opted instead for licking a slow stripe from spine in between her toned shoulders.

Constellations formed at random spots on her neck as Xavier's lips dotted upon her like stars appeared in the night sky.

"Just like that," Xavier gasped, "You're doing so good."

Xavier pounded into Heaven with one arm on the bed propping him up, and she tiredly clinged to his muscular bicep for leverage while he made her ass clap. With his head bowed low and his breath hot against her skin, Xavier made Heaven cry.

"You feel so good." He whimpered in between strokes, "I could spend all day inside you."

He could feel her pulsating and tightening up around. She soaked him to the bone, and yet his thirst remained insatiable.

"I love when I can feel you squeeze me." Xavier confessed.

He was a sweaty, blushing mess of a man coming undone above her, and she loved it; He looked like a meteor shower, bright-eyed and shining down, desperate to be seen by her.

"I love it too." Heaven admitted.

The room was heady and thick with the scent of sex and scented candles, bodies stuck together tightly as Xavier rocked his starry-eyed Heaven on his hard dick.

Heated cheeks pressed against each other, Xavier whispered encouragement while his arms flexed and his abs tightened at how hard she kept creaming around him.

"Good boy," Heaven praised him unabashedly.

Her hips couldn't stop shuddering on his sodden length.

"If you keep creaming, I'm going to cum." Xavier warned feebly.

He pulled out momentarily to turn Heaven onto her back. His body blanketed hers, arms like cages, and he slipped back inside of her before she could whine about the loss.

Xavier swallowed Heaven's satisfied moans with his tongue.

They continued humping like rabbits in heat, warnings and praise all sounded the same in their aroused state. Hungry for more, Xavier switched their position again, so Heaven sat in his lap.

"Do you want me to cum for you?" Xavier whispered directly into her ear.

Heaven couldn't resist his trap.

"Mmhm... I want you to cum for me." Heaven's voice dropped sinfully.

She draped her supple body over Xavier's hard planes, her arms dangling across his shoulders as she caressed and sucked his earlobes, making sure every single moan of hers orbited to his ear.

"Aah... Where?" He panted.

She was more spread out now, drenched and dripping and able to twerk on his dick in rapid succession.

"Is there anywhere else?"

Xavier's body clenched.

"You like that?" Heaven panted into his red ear, "My Star."

Xavier's thrusts became more intense, deeper, and firmer.

His muscles contracted, accompanied by a sexy, guttural grunt of pleasure when he came.

Heaven relished in the feeling of Xavier's dick twitching inside of her when he came. The feeling of him throbbing while he squirted made her squeeze him. Together, they rode the high for as long as possible and when it was over they bathed in the afterglow.

Their lips locked languidly, in no rush to head back down to earth so soon.

🐇⭐️🐇 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ 🐇⭐️🐇

[adamnrayofsunshine]

john epler did not misspeak and he did nothing wrong except say the quiet part out loud about harding and davrin and the fandom lost their goddamn minds looooooooool

[pettytiredandjewish]

Wow… okay I don’t even know where to start with this. So you pretty much admit that you hate Israelis/jewish people. You also clearly don’t understand what Zionism is and how there are different sections of it. And you are openly supporting violence and attacks against Israelis/jewish people…. Did I miss anything?

Just a suggestion but maybe you should just log off for a bit and seek some help? If you can’t afford therapy- some places do offer free therapy and or pay what you can. Y’all are so obsessed with hating Israelis and Jews that it’s kinda concerning. What’s really concerning to me (and it’s kinda a blaring red flag) is that you and others are openly wanting Israelis and Jews to die and that you are calling for violence… that’s really messed up. Like how is that okay?!(If y’all haven’t seen the comments/reblogs, that’s where it gets worse). So yeah- maybe take my suggestion and seek some help about your obsession with hating Israelis/jewish people… cuz this is just getting ridiculous